FREE OUR SPOKESPERSON

FREE OUR SPOKESPERSON •

We can’t afford our spokesperson’s face, so we need your help. Help free the Face by ordering some amazing Pet Stain cleaner made from just Bananas and Water

Our spokesperson has a message ->

who is it?

About our product

it’s pretty simple but damn amazing, we make a super safe Pet Stain Cleaner from just

Bananas and Water

FAQs

  • We’d love to tell you, but can’t until we can pay them their “appearance” fee. Turns out our marketing department got a little excited and forgot to talk to finance.

  • Well, we need to sell some product to pay for them. Help us by doing your part and getting some.

  • Oh, if you’ve got a pet, kids or roommates…you’re going to love this. It’s a carpet cleaner and odor remover made from just Bananas and Water. It might sound crazy, but we are the same people that hired a spokesperson we couldn’t afford…so we’re kinda bananas :)

our spokesperson’s journey

humalogic direct llc. 9300 W Airport Blvd Houston TX.

hello@humalogicdirect.com